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London in 1710, from the travels of Zacharias Conrad von Uffenbach
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Zacharias Konrad von UffenbachLondon in 1710, from the travels of Zacharias Conrad von Uffenbach, translated and edited by W. H. Quarrell and Margaret MareLondonFaber and Faber1934
97 [... The following is a selection ...][5 July 1710 at Gresham College]On 5 July, Saturday morning, we drove to Gresham ColledgeCollege.[*]Gresham College. This, in 1710, was the former dwelling-house of the 98founder, Sir Thomas Gresham, in Bishopsgate Street. The work of the college began in 1597. The old house was demolished in 1768. Dr. Robert Hooke, the renowned mathematician, lived thirty-nine years in the old college and died there on 3 March, 1703.The Royal Society met in the college from 1660 to 1710, in which year the Society removed to 2 Crane Court, Fleet Street, and carried on its affairs there till 1780, the date of the Society's removal to Somerset House. It is really a Grammar School, named after its founder, Gresham, v. Vieu of London, Vol. II, p. 664 sq. Many excellent persons of good parts have been professors there, and, as is well known, the Royal Society uses it as its headquarters. It is an old building, extensive and irregular; and the inner part, where the Society has its apartments, is still the best. Both in Germany and elsewhere an exalted idea of this Society has been formed, both of it and of the collections they have in their Museum, especially when one looks at the Transactions of this Society and the fine description of the Museum by Grew.[*]GREW. This was Nehemiah Grew, 1641-1712, the professor of the anatomy of plants. He was elected a Fellow of the Royal Society on 30 November, 1671. In 1672 he was appointed Curator to the Society. He had taken his degree as a doctor of medicine at Leyden in 1671. Thus foreigners have just grounds for amazement when they hear how wretchedly all is now ordered. But it is the sight of the Museum that is most astounding. It consists of what appear to be two long narrow chambers, where lie the finest instruments and other articles (which Grew describes), not only in no sort of order or tidiness but covered with dust, filth and coal-smoke, and many of them broken and utterly ruined. If one inquires after anything, the operator who shows strangers round—v. Vieu of London, Vol. II, p. 687—will usually say: 'A rogue had it stolen away,' or he will show you pieces of it, saying: 'It is corrupted or broken'; and such is the care they take of things! Hardly a thing is to be recognized, so wretched do they all look. But that is the way with all public societies. For a short time they flourish, while the founder and original members are there to set the standard; then come all kinds of setbacks, partly from envy and lack of unanimity and partly because all kinds of people of no account become members; their final state is one of indifference and sloth. This has been the case with this Society too. The first six years of its Transactions are better and contain more than all the rest put together. They can be purchased complete for twelve pounds. 99Now scarcely anything is done by them. The Society does not meet during the whole of the summer and very little from Michaelmas onwards. The present Secretary, Dr Sloane,[*]Von Uffenbach refers shortly here to SIR HANS SLOANE, who was Secretary of the Royal Society from 30 November, 1693, till 1712, and to SIR ISAAC NEWTON, 1642-1727, who was President of the Society from 1703 to 1728. He mentions the name of the noted Dr. John Woodward here, and interviews and describes him later. is certainly an honest fellow of great parts, but he is very much occupied by his own extensive Praxi medica as well as with his own great collection. The President, Newton, is an old man and is prevented both by his office as Director of the Mint and by the management of his own affairs from concerning himself much about the Society. For the rest, if one excepts Dr Woodward[*]JOHN WOODWARD, 1665-1728, the physician and geologist; F.R.S., 30 November, 1693; F.R.C.P., 22 March, 1703. He died at Gresham College on 25 April, 1728. Von Uffenbach was greatly edified with Woodward's characteristics and peculiarities. and one or two other Englishmen as well as the foreign members, there are none but apothecaries and other such people who know scarce a word of Latin. Such members contribute little to the honour and usefulness of the Society. But to return to the subject of the Museum, I will mention one or two of the things that pleased us most, although they have all been described by Grew, and some of them also in Vieu of London, Vol. II, p. 666. The great magnet with thirty-two compasses made by Dr Wren for the purpose of research on variationes and delineationes is one of the most remarkable articles. The magnet itself is round and nearly six inches in diameter and is not mounted. The two poles are marked with a cross. The operator did two charming experiments for us with this magnet. First he took a paper of filings and held the north pole of the magnet over it, so that for the moment the filings piled themselves up on top of each other and stood up on 100end, being also churned up like water. The other was more notable: having placed the magnet in a hole cut in a board, he strewed this with file-dust; when he struck the lower side of the board in one or two places, all the filings divided themselves into lines, which stretched from each pole round the circumference of the magnet to the middle point of the pole; and in this position they remained, however much and often he might strike the board. It looked exactly like the copper engraving made by the Cartesians to illustrate their hypothesis of the effect of the magnet, for which they have been mocked by Thomasio and others. This is much more clearly shown by Fig. XLII and the following description and elucidation of it: the letter a refers to a great round figure which represents a table with thirty-two small holes in its circumference, c, in which there are placed magnetic needles, these being covered with glasses like other compasses. In the middle a round hole had been cut, and in this was placed a spherically cut loadstone, 6, the two poles of which are marked with a cross, d. After this stone had been set in position with its north pole, all the needles standing round revolved towards e along the lines f and e. The dots round the loadstone represent filings, m, which had been thinly sprinkled about; and these range themselves neatly in accurate semi-circles when one knocks underneath the table, so that they move and raise themselves. Straight lines radiated from either pole; but the nearer it was to the sides, the better was the semi-circle formed—better, indeed, than it is here represented. If one then altered the stone with the poles, setting them for example by the line gh, having been formerly on that from ef, and knocked again on the table, the semicircle and figures made by the filings altered their position and lay in the former order with lines due north and south along the line gh, which was all prodigiously curious. We also noticed the chair made of some special root, which is 101spoken of in Vieu of London, Vol. II, p. 319p. 685 n.319. There was a label hung on it with these words: 'This Chair given by John Lord Sommers Baron of Evesham President of the Royal Society from Chusan in China, 30 Juny June 1702'. The root looks almost as full of veins as our walnut wood, of which cupboards are made. Moreover it is maintained both in that passage in Vieu of London and by the operator that the chair is not jointed but made from a single block of wood, so it is certainly very curious; but I cannot possibly believe that art did not come to assist, so elegantly is it carved. We saw also the ovula of a female who had died of the dropsy, some of them being as big as a cherry. They were in glasses filled with spirit. There were other things there too, mostly of a common sort; I was delighted at the way in which all these things were fastened to small glass balls and floated in the spirit, so that all may be seen with ease. Even when the spirit is somewhat evaporated, the things sink with the balls and do not hang without moisture and perish, which they do when fastened to the glass or the stopper, as they usually are. We also found notably ana uterus with the bladder and other parts appertaining thereto; all had been excellently preserved, so that all the veins, ligaments, nerves, etc. were clearly to be seen. We also noticed the four black boards, on which all the venae arteriae and nerves of the human body are very well arranged, v. Vieu of London, p. 666, n. 3. But because these boards hang quite unprotected on the wall, they are ruined by dust and smoke, so that they look utterly black and wretched, which is indeed a pity. We also saw an incomparably fine Nautilum petrefactum. But there is no need to mention anything more, for all is described in detail in the works to which I have referred, especially in that of Grew. I only wish that all had been in good condition and that we could have observed it at our leisure. Then I asked to be shown the Library. Like the Museum 102it is shut away in small cupboards in a very long narrow passage. As is known and can be read in Vieu of London, Vol. II, p. 686, it was presented by the Duke of Norfolk, and I have the printed catalogue in quarto. There are some good manuscripts which I found in two cupboards standing together. But we could scarce glance at them—in such haste was the operator in his English fashion, thinking indeed that he had already spent too much time with us in the Museum. We saw also, standing on one of the book cupboards, the iron oven with which Dr HoockHooke had succeeded in hatching out some eggs in the Egyptian manner, v. Vieu of London, Vol. II, p. 683, n. 253. This too was spoiled. On the ground lay the prodigiously large antlers of a fallow deer, which had been found in a bog in Ireland. On either side there were eight wide branches and the antlers were seven feet one inch apart in diameter. We also saw here the model of a fortress which a clergyman called Christner had made extremely accurately and well. It was very large and, when all had been put together, would probably measure two surveyor's rods. Finally we were shown the room where the Society usually meets. It is very small and wretched and the best things there are the portraits of its members, of which the most noteworthy are those of Boyle and HoockHooke.[*]ROBERT HOOKE, the experimentalist, astronomer, inventor and chemist; F.R.S., 3 June, 1663. He was perpetual Curator of the Royal Society. In 1667 he was appointed surveyor of the City of London. He was an extraordinarily able mechanic. He was Secretary of the Royal Society from October 1677 to November 1682. John Aubrey wrote: 'He is but of middling stature, something crooked, pale faced, and his face but little belowe, but his head is lardge: his eie full and popping, and not quick; a grey eie.' Aubrey had the highest opinion of Hooke, eccentric as Aubrey's views were. He was born on 19 July, 1635, according to John Aubrey. Hooke was a leading inventor of balance-springs for watches. The Posthumous Works of Robert Hooke, by RichardWailerWaller, 1705, should be referred to. We saw 103 here also two fine globosglobes and a wooden model of an invention by which one man can move two oars with the help of a cord as swiftly and evenly as two men could. This was done by means of half a wheel fastened to an axle, which lies on two bars. It will be described in the Transactions and engraved there in copper, so there is no need for me to remark on it further here. At the side of this room stood a large and handsome pendulum-clock, on which this inscription might be read: Societati Regali Ad Scientiam Naturalem
promovendam institutae
dono dedit
Reverendus in Christo Pater Sethus Episcopus
Exon.
ejusdem societatis Sodalis in memoriam
Laurentii Rook,
viri omnium litterarum genere instructissimi
in Collegio Greshamensi primum astronomiae
dein Geometriae Professoris
dictaequae societatis nuper Sodalis qui obit
1662.

In the afternoon we were at Mareschall's, where my brother cut glass.
[... The following is a selection ...] [19 July 1710. Visit to Petiver] On 19 July, Saturday morning, we drove to the house of the apothecary Petiver [*]JAMES PETIVER of Hillmorton, b. 1663. He was an apothecary and practised in Aldersgate Street from 1692 to 1718. He was a noted naturalist and entomologist. He was elected F.R.S. in 1695. He died in 1718 and was buried in St. Botolph's Church, Aldersgate Street. See 24 July as to von Uffenbach's later visit. in Aldersgate-street, to whom I had 127to deliver a letter from Dr Kissner of Frankfurt and packet of Eisleben ichthyolites. Since he is one of the most renowned members of the English Society and has won a great name for himself with his collection we expected to see a paragon of learning and refinement; but he was quite deficient in both. For he appeared to be wretched both in looks and actions and he had no parts, speaking very poor and deficient Latin and scarce able to string a few words together. I have nothing to note of his collection and natural curiosities, for as soon as he gets any object of the least value he immediately has printed a short and insipid description of it, dedicating it to any person with whom he has some slight acquaintance; and then he takes a present for it. Everything is kept in true English fashion in prodigious confusion in one wretched cabinet and in boxes. The best thing he has is possibly his plants, of which lie has several volumes; he also showed us a fresh packet of them that had just come from Spain. He also had some charming insects that he had got from Mad. Merian. He offers all foreigners who come to him a sample of his collection; but he takes care to ask a vast sum for it, so I declined with thanks. Moreover, he was in a great hurry on the pretext that he had to be in the Hall of the Society by nine o'clock; considering that we had a special introduction to him, this vexed us extremely. Although he invited us to come again, we doubted whether we should be able to come another time, since he lives at some distance from us. I should here observe that letters of introduction are often of little service, and that people are frequently just as amiable, in fact even more so, when one is not so provided. For a great many people imagine that 128they are bound to be vastly obliging and on that account are very annoyed, especially men of great distinction, to whom such introductions are much too frequently sent, so that they often find that their bearers are quite unworthy of any favour. Upright persons of good parts are delighted when a man, whom they hold to be worthy of their acquaintance and patronage, waits on them without any such letter. [... The following is a selection ...] 135 [24 July 1710. Second visit to Petiver] On 24 July, Thursday, we again waited on the apothecary Petiver, who at last showed us his natural curiosities. There is no need to speak much of them here, for there is a printed description of his museum with copper engravings. As soon as he obtains a fresh specimen he immediately has a copper engraving of it made and dedicates it in English fashion (for each copper engraving in a volume is dedicated to a different person, as you can see in Listreo de Conchyliis, Willugbejo and other works) to some compatriot or stranger, who is forced to give him a couple of guineas for it, as Dr Karger and others who have been thus incommoded complained. Petiver has nevertheless some handsome specimens 136of conchyliis and insectis, but they are far from being as perfect, clean and well arranged as those one sees at Vincenz's or elsewhere in Holland. The best thing he has is a handsome collection of plants, which entirely fill twelve thick volumes, which he showed us. One contained Spanish plants, which he had just received. But I have been assured that many complaints have been made concerning this Petiver; they say that he has the charge of the Hortum medicum of the apothecaries but treats it right scurvily, allowing no plants to multiply but either sticking them into his books or sending them away in exchange for others. [... The following is a selection ...] 152[23 Oct 1710. A visit to Mr. Buddel]In the afternoon we saw at the house of Herr Beathel or Buddel, a preacher living in Gray's Inn, a handsome collection of plants. For he has about twenty large volumina, all very well kept, although they are only stitched with thread so that they may be changed with ease. The most curious of all was a volume containing nearly three hundred varieties of all kinds of muscis or mosses. We were amazed that he managed to keep them so well in a book, since they are not so easily crushed and better preserved in drawers; this is all the more necessary, since most varieties cling firmly to pieces of wood and are thus not very suitable for a book. He had a microscopium so that we might be better able to observe the structure. It is truly remarkable. Another volume containing a hundred and fifty varieties of different graminibus indigenis was also well worth seeing. In the other handsome voluminibus there are not a few exotica. He is, indeed, an amiable and polite man, of some fifty years of age. [... The following is a selection ...] 153 [24 Oct 1710. At Hampton Court] This palace has three courtyards, of which the two first are tolerably large, but with poor old buildings. They are not unlike an ancient Oxford college, although a great deal is made of them in the Délices d' Angleterre, where they say that two kings might well be lodged in these quadrangles. The back courtyard was built by King William III in brick; it is square and not very large, with small buildings. In it are 153several yews and a fountain. Behind this courtyard is the great garden, semi-circular in form; it is flat and consists entirely of gazons, though there are some elegant statues of metal and alabaster, of which one, representing a gladiatorem, is matchless. They say that it formerly stood in the park in London. To the right of the house is another large garden divided into two parts. In it are the orangeries—that is to say, two large and one smaller one with numbers of handsome plants, among which we saw two flourishing aloes twenty-four years old. They had, indeed, a tolerable quantity of yellow blossoms, but, since they lacked sufficient care and warmth, the stem was barely two ells high. In the smaller garden opposite the water is a small building called the banquetin or summer-house, under which there is a pheasantry. On the left hand of the main building is another section of menageries, consisting entirely of hedges and paths, star-shaped, with several walks meeting at a single point. On both sides are two mazes, one in the form of a circle and the other of a triangle. This was the largest and best. We saw in the garden various wooden rollers made of thick trunks of oak, which are used to roll the lawns when they have been mown. After we had seen enough of the garden we went into the house and first looked at the staircase, so elegantly painted by Vario with all manner of tales from Roman history. The anteroom for the guards was ornamented with arms like that at Windsor. Then we came to several rooms tolerably, though scarce magnificently, furnished, many of them having elegant studies of flowers over the doors. We also observed a special kind of barometer and thermometer in the form of a clock, which are made by TomsonTompion.[*]Von Uffenbach evidently meant to write Tompion, 1638-1713; see earlier note. Tomson Tompion the London watchmaker worked fifty years later. In King William's apartment there were 155two cupboards full of miniatures and carvings, and above some books. On the walls hung two excellent pen-and-ink sketches of Marly and Meudon. We were also shown several lacquered block-houses, which are said to be a present from the Great Mogul. Then we were taken into the so-called Hall of Triumph, because in it hang nine great paintings representing the triumph of Julius Caesar, with the words: Veni, vidi, vici. They were painted by Julio Romano, Andrea Mantegna or Montagnia, with matchless elegance and tolerable delicacy of execution, especially as far as the garments are concerned. Opening out of this room is the gallery in which hang the seven famous paintings of Raphael Urbino. They consist entirely of Bible stories from the Acts of the Apostles. On the second picture is the following inscription: P. Sergius Paulus
Asiae Pro Cos.
Christianam fidem
amplectitur
Pauli praedicatione.

The woman who was showing us round assured us that the King of France once offered thrice a hundred thousand pounds sterling for these seven paintings.
Next we walked through some rooms which are not yet finished. On the ceiling of one of them was a painting of the Queen. In the last was a great painting of the antlers of a stag, below which the following words were to be read:
Le vray Portrait du Cerf dans le Chateau d'Amboise en France. Lequel a onze pieds de hauteur & neuf de largeur & cinq pieds & demy d'Espace entre les deux branches.

Downstairs we saw two small rooms with about sixty 156 superbly fine paintings. Among them were several excellent perspective-pieces and also a vastly elegant and well-painted picture of Christ and St John as two small children. There was also an incomparable night-scene on the door. They say that these paintings were collected by King William. After this we were taken into a room of moderate size in which are to be seen paintings of the nine so-called Beauties of England or Dames of Queen Mary. They are all done life-size but are remarkable neither for beauty of appearance nor for the execution of the artist. Madame Kent is the best of all. When we had seen all the sights of the palace we went to get a meal and then drove in the afternoon to RICHMONTRichmond, which lies on a fairly high hill in truly agreeable country by the Thames, though the prospect from Hampstead is yet more charming. The spring, the Assembly Room and other public rooms for those taking the waters lie rather low down in the direction of the town and are most elegant buildings. The place itself is tolerably pleasant. One can take one's diversion here, as in all such places and medicinal springs in England, and the life is fairly unconstrained. We remained here so long that we set off for London quite late in the evening in considerable terror of being robbed. For the footpads know that people return to London very late from such places, so the roads are very unsafe. It is no small scandal that in so mighty a realm and such a capital one can feel no security even in the vicinity of the town. It is even the less to be wondered at since such robberies take place at night in the town itself and even in the neighbourhood of St James' Palace.
[... The following is a selection ...] [25 Oct 1710. Kensington Palace]On the morning of 25 Oct. we drove to Kensington. The house is not very large but new and regular, having many handsome and well-furnished rooms. In several we saw various 157 pictures of Holbein and other fine paintings, of which the Birth of Christ, a night-piece, and the Sacrifice of Elijah were the most elegant. We saw also here a barometer of Tompion with a round disc as a clock. We were taken into a room where paintings of the English admirals, fourteen of them, were hung. This opened into a small room in which were portraits of the four Indian kings who some time ago paid a visit to London. In another we saw a curious screen before the fireplace, on which there were all manner of Indian birds in relief with their natural feathers stuck on it. The so-called Great Hall is narrow and long but adorned with handsome paintings. Above the chimney-piece in this room stands an anemoscope. The paintings in this room are fifty-nine in number. By the door is a large painting by Tintoretto with several nude figures. Over one door is the Beheading of St John and over the other a Cupid drawing his bow, both remarkably well painted. There are, moreover, several portraits by famous artists, some perspective-pieces, a Lucretia, a Susanna, which are all very excellent. In one corner stands a curious striking clock with a fine black case ornamented with gilt figures. The clock does not only tell the time but also the course of the sun. Above stands the knight St. George in silver-gilt of the most excellent workmanship. We were told that it was presented to King William by the Frenchman who made it, and that the latter received a hundred guineas for it. On the table lay a small box of amber with several figures on it, extremely well wrought. The paintings hung high on the walls all round the room are of little account. In one corner was the bust of a Moor very well done from life—made, indeed, of nothing but coloured stones, with great skill. In another room we saw a prodigiously fine bed of red velvet and costly stuffs; in yet another, in which hung the Czar's portrait, was a most curious clock, of which a description with copper engravings 158has appeared in London. It has four great round dials, in the middle being a small one showing the hours. Above one sees the course of the sun and moon according to Ptolemy's system and next it the system of Copernicus, with the course of all the planets. The lowest discs have all manner of special divisions. In one of these was written: Samuel Watson, now in London; and in the other: Coventriae fecit. In most of the rooms stood very elegant inlaid tables. The garden round this palace is large, and in it hedges alternate with lawns, yews and flower-beds. The prospect from this garden and the zoological garden next it is most agreeable. On the left hand is the orangery, which is very well and elegantly planned in a straight line with round vaulted chambers at either end. The shrubs were for the most part laurels, but among them were some fine plants. There are no statues here, and only a very wretched and paltry fountain and some mere basins. The walks are extraordinarily large and handsome, especially the middle one. The open space, which is laid out like an amphitheatre, is vastly elegant, though the hedges and bushes on both sides are not fully grown. After we had seen all we drove back to London. [25 Oct 1710. Afternoon visit to the coffee shop] In the afternoon we visited some bookshops and intended to wait on a mathematician called Rohly, but we did not find him at home. In the evening we had much conversation at the coffee-house. Herr Karger spoke of the famous Joh. Joachim Becher, who had planned and laid out the waterworks here, being, however, wretchedly paid for it. Generally he was highly respected and had earned a great deal of money; but he had been such a rake that he had died quite poor and his daughter was even now in service as a maid at the house of a schoolmaster in London. When the conversation turned on books and the libraries here, Herr Karger assured us that there were several connoisseurs who collected with so little wit that he had seen with his own 159eyes how a noble lord, taking a piece of string from his pocket, had measured off a row of books (most of the books in the shops here being tied together in bundles) and bargained for them by the yard or ell, without glancing at their titles or contents. Baron von Nimptsch told us that the author of The True Born Englishman and the RevieuwReview of London had been pilloried because these works were such bitter satires against England. We also heard that Herr Hautsch of Nürnberg could make steel red-hot in his forge. First he forges a piece of good steel a finger thick, square and with pointed end. He lets it get red-hot in the coals and lie there until they have burnt out and become cold. Then he gives rapid blows with the hammer at all the four corners as if he wished to weld it towards the point, and thus it becomes red-hot. But, as I said, the steel must be constantly turned and the blows follow each other with great swiftness. We also learnt the following experiments and pieces of artifice: If one dissolves a grain of phosphori in two ounces of spiritus vini rectificatiff. and lets fall only two drops of this solution into a glass containing a thimbleful of spring water, a brightly gleaming vapour will result, which remains for a long time if the glass is immediately sealed with cucumber. Again, if one takes a ducat or plate of silver and places on it a piece of good glass and allows the ducat or silver to become red-hot over coals, fine plana convexa vitra will be formed. Moreover, if one distils oleum vitrioli and nitrum and mixes this spiritum with oleo caryophyllorum or cinnamomi, a bright flame will result. If no more than a few drops of the olei caryophyllorum are let fall on cotton-wool and it is placed in the distilled solution described above, it will catch fire all the better. To prepare phosphorum so that it may be used without harm and not burn, take an ounce of liquid aloes in a vessel and place this in hot water (this prevents it being set on fire); add to it half a fifth of phosphori, stir energetically 160and then everything can be smeared with it without danger of burning, and this without lessening the effect of the phosphorus. Again: if one buys pulverised emerald mineral or stone from the apothecary and, mixing or rubbing it with gum, paints or smears anything with it, this will gleam strongly; but it must only be painted on copper or sheet-iron, and a lamp should be held below during the process, so that the metal may be warm. It has an excellent effect, gleaming most elegantly, and it does not wear off. At last Herr Benedetti came and showed us the following handsome gold medals. One, on which was Caesaris Caput velatum with the superscription: Caesar Cos. Ter.; on the reverse: Scrupulum; with the inscription: A Hirtius Pr. (i.e Praetor); this he valued at fifteen guineas. A Caput August laureatum. Inscription: Caesar Augustus Divi F. Pate Patriae. Reverse: Cajus & Lucius cum clypeis. Inscription Princ. Juvent. below C. L. Caesar. Finally Herr Karp showed us yet another rare book entitled: A Centuns of the, names and Scantlings of such inventions as at present &c., by Worcester, London 1663, in duod. In it were described all kinds of excellent inventions and machines invented by this man Worcester. [*]EDWARD SOMERSET, second Marquis of Worcester (1610-1667), the general, politician and inventor, who was sharply criticized by Robert Hooke. Baron von Nimptsch protested, moreover that the Duke of Buckingham had in his possession several other sketches of all kinds of machines invented by till above-mentioned author, which he had himself drawn but never published. [26 Oct 1710. Visit to the physic garden of the Society of Apothecaries] On 26 Oct., Sunday afternoon, we first drove to Chelsea in order to see Mylord Renlo's [*]RENLO. The house of Richard Earl of Ranelagh, built in 1691; it was destroyed in 1805. house there; this, however we were unable to do as he was himself residing there at the moment. So we drove back and went into the herb garden of 161the London apothecaries. It is fairly large and made vastly pleasant by the fine clipped hedges and all manner of figures of yew. But they were not able to show us many curious and rare plants. The green-house also is small and wretched, with few plants in it. In the garden itself are one or two tolerably high and well-grown cedars of Lebanon, which are more or less similar to our fir-trees, but thicker and with closer needles. We saw, moreover, a cucumber-tree, whose bark forms the cucumbers that are used as stoppers. It resembled a lime-tree with three knots or crowns. From hence we went somewhat further up into the coffee-house famed for its curiosities. It looks more like a museum of art and natural curiosities than a coffee-house. For both standing round the walls and hanging from the ceiling are all manner of exotic beasts, such as crocodiles and turtles, as well as Indian and other strange costumes and weapons. It is a pity that these things, of which many are truly curious, should hang there in the tobacco smoke and become spoilt. In the evening we were with our usual circle in the Paris coffee-house; among other matters we heard from Herr Kerchern that if tin is well rubbed with Cyprian vitriol and saliva, it looks like copper. [... The following is a selection ...] 172 [30 Oct 1710. Visit with Dr. Woodward] On the morning of 30 Oct. we again waited on Dr Woodward, this being the fifth occasion. At last we found him at home, though we were taken into an anteroom. After we had waited there for a good quarter of an hour he sent his apprentice to ask our names. It was another quarter of an hour before he returned to say that his master was still in bed, having been up somewhat late on the preceding night; and would not get up for another half-hour and inquired whether we wished to wait so long. We left our interpreter and servant there, so that, as soon as it was convenient to the gentleman to see us, they might fetch us from the nearest coffee-house, where in the meantime we might drink a cup of coffee. As soon as one of them came and told us to come, we went without any delay, but had to wait again in the anteroom for nearly half an hour. At last we were fetched by the apprentice and led through two rooms into the presence of this high and mighty doctor. He stood there stiffly in his silk dressing-gown and in a vastly forced manner with rolling eyes asked us who we were and where we came from. But when we requested to see his collection he made excuses, saying that in half an hour's time he had a consultation with one of his patients which could not possibly be delayed; so he prayed us to come the next afternoon at three o'clock. Although we had now become somewhat indignant and pointed out that we had so often waited on him in vain, he said: 'It is impossible at the moment.' But when we were about to go he entreated us to delay a little, calling out to his apprentice: 'Make hast,' so that we thought he meant to offer us chocolate, as was his habit. For we had been told by Dr Karger and others that he is accustomed to honour all strangers in this way, presenting it, indeed, with such ridiculous airs and graces that one can scarce prevent 173oneself from laughing. For he gives the boy a hundred orders until the chocolate is brought. To our disgust we also had to listen to all this cackle for a good half-hour. But on this occasion we were not to have the honour of drinking with him, for although the apprentice brought a silver jug and a cloth, it was only for the purpose of shaving, so that we might be favoured with this sight. We had already heard of more than four strangers who had been treated in the same way. We therefore declined with thanks and, saying that we would not delay him, took our departure, although he went on praying us to remain a little longer. [... The following is a selection ...] 176 [30 Oct 1710. Return visit to Dr. Woodward]In the afternoon we again drove to Dr Woodward's, where we at last attained our object of seeing his things. He again after his manner kept us waiting for a good half-hour in the anteroom, afterwards regretting that we had not arrived on the stroke and come half an hour earlier. This is the discourteous little ceremony that this affected and pedantic mountebank makes a habit of going through with all strangers who wait on him. He first showed us a considerable number of all manner of lapidibus pretiosis, which are to be found here and there in England. After this we saw some minerals and then the petrefacta, which are the most 177elegant of all his collections. He had not a vastly amazing quantity of them, but they were choice and handsome. Among other things he showed us shells filled and partly encrusted with all kinds of stones, even with the hardest flints. We found especially curious the collection illustrating prodigiously elegantly the whole generation of shells from beginning to end in complete sequence. He had also many varieties of stones figured with all kinds of plants. Further, shells encrusted with all manner of metals and minerals, part of them being also entirely filled with them. Among the latter were a large quantity of fine cornua Hammonis. He had a cupboard filled with all sorts of urns and ancient vases. In another were large mineral-snails and great cornua Hammonis, which were certainly handsome, though their size did not equal those we saw in Limburg at Herr Reimer's. In a cabinet he had a considerable number of manuscripts dealing with English natural philosophy, which, so he told us, he had for the most part written himself. As he shut this cabinet he said that he would now prove to us that he was not 'idle'. We could not immediately recall the meaning of the word in English and thought, from the pronunciation, that he meant to say that he was not 'eitel' (vain). Since he was making such a boast of his own works we could scarce restrain our laughter. Among these books was a volume in which he had had all his shells tolerably well drawn. Further, an elegant herbarium vivum Anglicanum collected by him, where the plants were extraordinarily fresh and well preserved. In another room in a lacquered cabinet he had a tolerable collection of all manner of shells, where we saw one vastly curious thing, namely the Muscovy vegetable sheep, which is described in detail by Adam Olearius in his book of travels. It was not quite a span high, light brown, and the wool did not so much resemble ordinary long wool as the fibres that grow in a reed, though they are somewhat more 178woolly and have longer hair, as you might say; this plant takes nourishment through the feet that it has in place of roots. This was one of the greatest curiosities that we saw here, or, indeed, in the whole of our travels. Dr Woodward showed us all his things with such affected gestures and rolling eyes that we could not restrain our laughter, although he dislikes this just as much as being interrupted; indeed he requires everyone to hang on his words like an oracle, assenting to and extolling everything. One has to listen ad nauseam to his opinions de diluvio & generatione antediluviana & lapidum postdiluviana. He recites whole pages of his writings, accompanying them with continuous encomiums. The most ridiculous thing of all is that he never ceases looking at himself in the mirrors, of which several hang in each room. In every respect he behaves like a female and an insolent fool. For a pedant he is much too gallant and elaborate. He is a man in the thirties, unmarried, but criminis non facile nominandi suspectus. Very ridiculous stories are told of him, and Herr Erndel gave a most diverting account of him in his Epistle de itinere Anglicano. This angered him greatly, and he is continually railing against this German. It is thought that for this reason he has taken a dislike to Germans and raises a great many difficulties about showing them his things, which was certainly our experience. [... The following is a selection ...] 185[Visit with Hans Sloane]In the afternoon Herr Campe took us to call on Dr Hans Sloane, who received us with vast politeness; in a very different manner from that coxcomb, Dr Woodward. He immediately addressed us in French, which was most amazing for an Englishman; for they would rather appear dumb than converse with a foreigner in any other language than their own, even if they should be quite capable of doing so. He took us into a room of moderate size, which was quite full. Above are three or four rows of books, while all the lower part is furnished with cabinets and natural curiosities. Not only is a large quantity here, but they are for the most part extraordinarily curious and valuable things. He has here the whole Charleton collection and many objects which Dr 186 Sloane brought from India himself, while he is daily increasing them in England for vast sums of money. He assured us that the Venetian Ambassador had offered him fifteen thousand pounds sterling for this collection, but that he had refused. A great quantity of all manner of animals are to be seen here, some in spiritu vini and others preserved by drying. A prodigious variety of strange fishes, a large collection of ores, lapidibus figuratis, and an especially remarkable collection of lapidibus pretiosis, among them being several of uncommon size and value. He also had a handsome collection of all kinds of insects, which are kept in the same fashion as those we saw at Herr Dandrige's house, except that here, instead of glass, moonstone or Muscovy glass is used, which is much more delicate and light but more costly. Dr Sloane also showed us a cabinet of shells, which, though not at all numerous, consisted entirely of choice specimens. A Cochlea terristris was especially remarkable; not so much for its elegance as for its curious breeding from an egg, such as we had seen in no other collection. Dr Sloane showed us both a whole egg and various shells that were not yet full grown and so were still partly surrounded by the crusta testacea. The shell entirely resembles an egg shell, and, on holding the egg against the light, one could see the concham lying concealed within it. The eggs are not large, being rather smaller than doves' eggs. Another cabinet was full of marinis, among which the collection of corals was especially charming, for they were not only of unusual size but also quality. Not only all kinds of red, black and white corals are to be found here, but also those half white, half red, red inside and white outside, etc. Next we saw a cabinet full of all manner of butterflies; not so handsome as those of Vincent in Amsterdam. Then we saw all kinds of Indian and other strange costumes, weapons, etc. Also a sort of cloth that is said to grow on a tree. Moreover some antlers well-nigh as large as those we saw at Windsor. Dr Sloane showed us further a small cabinet with about four hundred varieties of most handsome agates, of which most were figured. He considered them all to be natural, but this is extremely doubtful. Next a cabinet of all manner of vessels and objets d'art of agate and other costly stones and materials. We also saw a cabinet containing great quantities of Numismatibus ex omni metallo and a tolerable number of cut antique stones, but time was lacking to observe them all with care. Next a remarkable cabinet of all kinds of stuffed animals, especially birds, and also several nests of vastly curious structure. Among other things he pointed out to us the nests that are eaten as a delicacy. It is said that the material is formed in the sea like the succino and used by the birds to build their nests. But, judging from its taste, appearance and feeling, I took it for a gum or resin, though many persons, indeed, consider succinum to be this. After we had seen everything in all the rooms round about, as far as time permitted, Dr Sloane invited us into another room, where we sat down at a table and drank coffee while he showed us all manner of curious books. Namely, various large volumes containing nothing but paintings from life of all sorts of exotic beasts, birds, plants, flowers, shells, etc. A notable one with all kinds of national costumes. These paintings were done by the best artists and collected sheet by sheet from all parts of the world at a phenomenal cost, often by Dr Sloane himself on the long journeys he has taken. The book with excellent illuminations by Mad. Merian of insects and plants was among them, but it was by no means equal to the other. Finally he showed us some manuscripts, but they were for the most part modern and on medical subjects. The best was a description of the West Indian coasts in the Portuguese tongue, accompanied by elegant paintings. It was a pity that we had so few hours to look through this large collection 188and these handsome articles, since the gentleman had no time on account of his extensive practice. They say that he could earn a guinea an hour. We thought, indeed, that he did us a very great honour by sparing us the time between half past two and seven o'clock. Being a much-travelled man he is vastly amiable, in especial to Germans and such persons as have some knowledge of his treasures. I presented him with a Lohenstein hystero lythibus, such as he had never seen before, and it was especially welcome; on this account he showed us more courtesy than to other persons. We then went to Thomas Smith's, who makes human eyes of coloured glass, with which he provides those who have lost them in war or by any other misfortune. He had a large quantity of them of all manner of colours and sizes. My brother purchased a couple which were exact replicas of his own, to have them used in a wax model of himself. He paid fifteen shillings for them, although the usual price is a guinea. The father of this man's wife is said to be the original inventor of them. When we had reached home we again went across to the Paris coffee-house, both in order to take leave of our good friends, in especial Baron von Nimptsch and Dr Karger, and also to hear the famous smith in Listerfield, called Honnyman, whom we had summoned thither. This smith can change his voice in so many fashions that one could imagine that a whole company were conversing. In especial he can imitate a female answering him from a distance; and this he did so naturally that a stranger who knew nothing about it ran up the stairs to look for the female who was calling for help. When he turns to the fireplace or speaks outside the door, it is all wonderfully natural, though also vastly agreeable to listen to.